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[Sample: Bill Murray as a radio DJ] Okay, I'm not playing any more music for anybody And that includes myself Until somebody calls And pledges some money so that our station does not have to go off the air I mean why should I bother to play records for you If you're not even willing to call to pledge a couple of– A couple of dollars? A couple of dollars, its not that much money We've been playing what you want But we have to have your money We can't make it without you We played, uh–Margaux Hemingway's new album We debuted it, premiered it on this station Uh, we're the only station in the whole Tri-State area To play the Phish cheer the whole–all the way through We play a lot of old stuff We play a lot of Cher's stuff before she sold out We play a lot of crap Bu-but that's what you want, you know? [Sample] Your mind's closed! You're standing tall, just like a tree But a tree can't think A tree can't see Like you and me It just stands tall, that's all! Uh oh You got me wrong Uh oh Uh oh It won't be long Uh oh For you to see That you and me And him make three And we're just branches on a tree Hey [Sample: Bill Murray as a radio DJ] And we–we sponsor a lot of public service stuff, man We had a show on Saturday nights We had a whole series on how to beat Bank Americard A lot of people, you know–want us to repeat it, you know We're getting a lot of heat from the government We're still gonna repeat it, you know The management says, "Go ahead and repeat it" So we're gonna be able to play it for you people again