Pac-a-Mac

I wear my cap with pride When swaying side to side Indoors where it be crude Too late to find me shrewd I never lay in doubt When walking from about At home where it be warm You're sound asleep unborn! I'm a small chap Walk tall chap When it rains Cats and dogs From my pocket I pick a pac-a-mac Inside a rubber wall yelling Screams echo, off the ceiling My love could penetrate So I'll leave you now prostrate My fag smoulders out and out And odours waft there about So I give my head a kip My cap's worn to a split I'm a small chap Walk tall chap When it rains Cats and dogs From my pocket I pick a pac-a-mac I wear my cap with pride When swaying side to side Indoors where I feel nude Too late to find me shrewd I never lay in doubt When walking from about At home where it be warm You're sound asleep unborn! I'm a small chap Walk tall chap When it rains Cats and dogs From my pocket I pick a pac-a-mac