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Lyrics

Tarzan's Nuts

From One Step Beyond1979

Written by Cathal Smyth, Mike Barson, Sydney Lee

Produced by Alan Winstanley, Clive Langer

Lyrics

Tarzan's Nuts

Hey you seen Jane? No man Ok I'll catch the train A train, you'll wait a long time? No way I'll catch a vine What, that's a route? No man it's a fruit! Give me a bite No, I'll save it for tonight

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About this track

"Tarzan's Nuts" is a song by Madness from the album One Step Beyond, released in 1979. The song was written by Cathal Smyth, Mike Barson, Sydney Lee. It was produced by Alan Winstanley, Clive Langer.

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Contributors

Alan Winstanley— 213 credits as producer →
Clive Langer— 212 credits as songwriter & producer →
Cathal Smyth— 23 credits as songwriter →
Mike Barson— 38 credits as songwriter →
Sydney Lee— 1 credits as songwriter →

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