The Young and the Old

[Intro] Whoa-oh Whoa-oh [Verse 1] Staggering home everybody sings (whoa-oh) All the old songs, the cockney routines (whoa-oh) All the old women, all the young men (whoa-oh) Try changing places then back it again [Chorus] Old men in the morning Young men at night Breakfast full of wisdom Until you hit the lights [Verse 2] Knock back the drinks, hitch up your skirt Fall over backwards, undo your shirt Everyone shouting "what a terrible state" Age creeping backwards as it gets late [Chorus] Old men in the morning Young men at night Breakfast full of wisdom Until you hit the lights [Instrumental] (B-b-b-b-b-b-b-buster!) (Buster!) [Verse 3] Have a quick short, forget about work Then a couple more and you go beserk Who cares about this morning, wise old man The wisdom comes up later and goes down the pan [Chorus] Old men in the morning Young men at night Breakfast full of wisdom Until you hit the lights [Verse 4] Then another round, forget whose turn Waking up to feel your stomach churn Who's in the chair and who's on the floor? Incoherance knocking on the door [Chorus] Old men in the morning Young men at night Breakfast full of wisdom Until you hit the lights Hit the Lights