The Young and the Old

[Intro]

Whoa-oh

Whoa-oh

[Verse 1]

Staggering home everybody sings (whoa-oh)

All the old songs, the cockney routines (whoa-oh)

All the old women, all the young men (whoa-oh)

Try changing places then back it again

[Chorus]

Old men in the morning

Young men at night

Breakfast full of wisdom

Until you hit the lights

[Verse 2]

Knock back the drinks, hitch up your skirt

Fall over backwards, undo your shirt

Everyone shouting "what a terrible state"

Age creeping backwards as it gets late

[Chorus]

Old men in the morning

Young men at night

Breakfast full of wisdom

Until you hit the lights

[Instrumental]

(B-b-b-b-b-b-b-buster!)

(Buster!)

[Verse 3]

Have a quick short, forget about work

Then a couple more and you go beserk

Who cares about this morning, wise old man

The wisdom comes up later and goes down the pan

[Chorus]

Old men in the morning

Young men at night

Breakfast full of wisdom

Until you hit the lights

[Verse 4]

Then another round, forget whose turn

Waking up to feel your stomach churn

Who's in the chair and who's on the floor?

Incoherance knocking on the door

[Chorus]

Old men in the morning

Young men at night

Breakfast full of wisdom

Until you hit the lights

Hit the Lights