Dita: So I pull him off her and I said, "You disgusting pig! How could you fuck somebody? And most of all how could you fuck Cyndi Lauper?" All of a sudden we were in another room and I was beating up on him, saying, "How could you do that to me? How could you do that to me?" He says, "Oh, man! She's not the only person I fucked. I fucked your maid." I said, "You fucked my maid? You disgusting pig! How could you fuck my maid?"
He said, "Not only that but I fucked Stephanie Seymour"
So I started beating up on him and then he started doing all these weird gymnastic routines...this doesn't sound like a sex dream, I know...
Doctor: Please go on.
Dita: So he's doing handstands and one handed handstands and then hе lowered himself to thе floor and started humping the floor. I said, "What are you doing?" He said, "I'm free-jacking, man. I'm free-jacking." He said, "Yeah, you know me. I was free-jacking before you met me and I'm doing it now." And he just humped the floor.
I got really, really upset and I ran into this other room and I saw a payphone and I called up my manager and I said, "You've get to get me out of here! Don't you realize this is a publicity stunt? It's only so the French can have something to write about in the newspapers for the next couple of months. I haven't done anything. Get me out of here!"
He said, "We'll be there. We'll do what we can. There's a lot of bureaucracy..."
So I got really mad and I hung up the phone and I sat down in this chair and I started crying. Pretty soon somebody was rubbing me on the back and patting me and massaging the back of my neck and saying, "It's going to be all right." It was kind of sexual and I was kind of responding to it and I looked up and it was my maid. She was doing this to me. And then I woke up. But I was attracted to my maid. And that's the last sex dream I remember.
Doctor: How long was this before you fired her?
Dita: Actually, I think I fired her that day.
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