Mardy Bum

Now then Mardy Bum I've seen your frown And it's like looking down the barrel of a gun And it goes off And out come all these words Oh, there's a very pleasant side to you A side I much prefer The one which laughs and jokes around Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yes To get things off the ground And it was up, up and away Oh, but it's right hard to remember that On a day like today when you're all argumentative And you got that face on Now then Mardy Bum Oh, I'm in trouble again, aren't I? I thought as much 'Cause you turned over there Pulling that silent disappointment face The one that I can't bear Can't we just laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yes To get things off the ground And it was up, up and away Oh, but it's right hard to remember that On a day like today when you're all argumentative And you got that face on And oh, I'm sorry I was late But I missed the train and then the traffic was a state And I can't be asked to carry on in this debate That reoccurs, say I don't care Well, of course I do, yes, I clearly do! Laugh and joke around Remember cuddles in the kitchen, yes To get things off the ground And it was up, up and away Oh, but it's right hard to remember that On a day like today when you're all argumentative And you got that face on