Ghost Fight

[TORIEL] My child, many monsters you meet in the Underground may wish to harm you, Or block your way. But, if you merely talk to them, you will find there is no conflict you cannot escape Go ahead! Try it out on this ghost! [NAPSTABLOOK] Zzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzz.... [TORIEL] You're not much of a talker are you? [TORIEL] That's all right, I'm sure you- My child? What are you- No! Put down the stick! Ghosts are not for hitting! My child! [NAPSTABLOOK] Oh... Ah, jeez A-a-a-am I in your way? Uh- Hey, hey, I'm sorry! O-oh goodness... Yeah! Guess I look funny I'm not real sunny, though No, no no, nnnngh Just pluggin' along, listenin' to the radio I'm fine, excuse me, I'm sorry Do what you got to do, don't mind me I'm not a barrel of sunshine, even my tears are crying Guess I'm in for a beating Don't mind my frown I'd just weigh you down I'd just waste your time Incorporeal Sorry, Toriel I can barely rhyme Don't waste your life Your pain and strife On a guy like me Please stop it, slick Put down that stick Don't lower my HP You know, I'm only sitting here watching you try to hit me to be polite. You can't kill a ghost. We're kinda incorporeal Yeah! I'm real sorry I don't feel starry, though No, no no, nnnngh Makin' mixtapes, are they okay? I don't know Long ago, I forgot how to laugh I know how to say "heh," that's just half of it Not sure if I'm even real I'm just not really feeling up to it Hey! I made a hat How about that? Oh, oh, oh I made it out of tears That I shed during this spat Just another day in my little life Full of melancholy, gloom and strife I'm sick in the head, don't wanna leave my bed I didn't want this afterlife Sometimes it's cool I feel like such a fool Feeling like I have been schooled A lonely piece of trash Man, I want to crash Be a weepin' ghoul Yeah, my life is pain Yeah, I'm quite insane Even with this hat Yeah, am I sayin' "Yeah" too much? Sorry about that I just now realized I probably could have left at any point, but then you'd be unhappy too. So... Sorry. What? Are you hugging me? That's nice, but I-I can't really hug back, it would be weird. First of all, I don't have arms Wow! Are we friends now? Don't even know how This happened Guess I'll live with it, guess this is my life now I can't believe we stopped the fight Is this your way of trying to make it right? This is the longest anyone's listened to me And the record won't break after tonight I'm full of cheer And can't you hear In the way I sing? Well you should go Before I go And ruin everything Pretend you beat me down That would stop my frown Give me a little glee Meanwhile, I am Just going to jam To this melody I'm fine, excuse me, I'm sorry Do what you got to do, don't mind me I'm not a barrel of sunshine, even my tears are crying Thanks for stopping the beating Just another day in my little life Full of melancholy, gloom and strife I'm sick in the head, don't wanna leave my bed I didn't want this afterlife Well, this has been an experience. I wasted enough of your time. Bye, I guess Oooooooooh...