I've Got a Dream

[Verse 1: HOOK HAND THUG] I'm malicious, mean and scary My sneer could curdle dairy And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest But despite my evil look And my temper, and my hook I've always yearned to be a concert pianist [Pre-Chorus: HOOK HAND THUG] Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart? Ticklin' the ivories 'til they gleam? Yep, I'd rather be called deadly For my killer show-tune medley (Thank you!) 'Cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream [Chorus: THUGS, HOOK HAND THUG] He's got a dream, he's got a dream See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem Though I do like breaking femurs You can count me with the dreamers Like everybody else, I've got a dream [Break: THUGS] La, la, la... [Verse 2: BIG NOSE THUG] I've got scars and lumps and bruises Plus something here that oozes And let's not even mention my complexion But despite my extra toes And my goiter, and my nose I really want to make a love connection [Pre-Chorus: BIG NOSE THUG] Can't you see me with a special little lady Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream? Though I'm one disgusting blighter I'm a lover, not a fighter 'Cause way down deep inside, I've got a dream [Chorus: BIG NOSE THUG, THUGS] I've got a dream (He's got a dream) I've got a dream (He's got a dream) And I know one day romance will reign supreme Though my face leaves people screaming There's a child behind it, dreaming Like everybody else, I've got a dream [Bridge: THUGS, HOOK HAND THUG] Tor would like to quit and be a florist Gunther does interior design Ulf is into mime, Attila's cupcakes are sublime Bruiser knits, Killer sews Fang does little puppet shows And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns! [Verse 3: FLYNN RIDER] I have dreams, like you—no, really Just much less touchy-feely They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny On an island that I own Tanned and rested and alone Surrounded by enormous piles of money [Chorus: RAPUNZEL, THUGS] I've got a dream (She's got a dream) I've got a dream (She's got a dream) I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam (Yeah!) And with every passing hour I'm so glad I left my tower Like all you lovely folks, I've got a dream [Chorus: THUGS, HOOK HAND THUG, BIG NOSE THUG] She's got a dream, he's got a dream They've got a dream, we've got a dream So our diff'rences ain't really that extreme We're one big team Call us brutal, sick, sadistic and grotesquely optimistic 'Cause way down deep inside, we've got a dream I've got a dream I've got a dream I've got a dream I've got a dream I've got a dream [RAPUNZEL] I've got a dream [THUGS] Whoo whoo whoo whoo [Outro: THUGS & RAPUNZEL] Yes, way down deep inside, I've got a dream Yeah!