No Nut November

Me and my best friends We love jerking off But it's November So we have to stop Me and my good pals Love a good bust But it's November So we cannot nut No masturbatin' No fornicatin', ejaculatin' No prostate playin' No semen sprayin' for thirty days No Nut November Can't bust 'til December Can't spank my turkey Can't do no jerkin' No burstin' or spurtin' Can't use no juries Can't go rewardin' my burden of yearnin' Can't go returning to November 1st December is lurkin' My hands are tied to the oath I gotta keep puttin' work in My mind is clean like a crystal Yo Freddie bring in the chorus What's up Fuck my dick I'ma chop it off I ain't cummin' no boots Fuck the cops I don't care what they say My cum will always stay In my big fat balls They ain't small I would love to cum on them all But I can't It's a chant To the silly old God Make me cum When he comes When the time is right Won't put up a fight Let my nutsack hang My balls are in pain My girl too hot Wish I could fuck a lot But I can't It's a curse Put my cum in a hearse Wait 'til the fucking first Tsunami from my body Bitch I can't wait 'Til I masturbate It's my only fate Ho I ain't spankin' no monkey Ho I ain't chokin' no chicken Ho I won't tickle the pickle I will not blow no emissions I'm on the holiest mission I'm with my bros all November On God I won't blow another load 'til December Cold all Winter Throw away your lubrication Spread the word of No Nut November through the nation I ain't touchin' my penis I am not grabbin' myself On the set I'm 'bout to cop myself a chastity belt Rollin' through the cut Trying not to bust Feel it in my gut All of my cum Has somewhat turned to dust Take me back to September 'Cause it's No Nut November Popped off like the toss of a can of Dr. Pepper In my sheets I didn't mean To stimulate it My cream dream seems so illustrative when I sleep This don't even count Didn't mean to skeet Never beat my meat Had to wash my sheets 'Cause I tossed all of the seeds Me and my best friends We love jerking off But it's November So we have to stop Me and my good pals Love a good bust But it's November So we cannot nut