(((commandments)))

[Chorus] One two three four five six seven eight nine ten One two three four five six seven eight nine ten [Verse] I been in the desert for years, time to get us out of it I climbed Mount Sinai, carved ideas in a tablet These mortals are horrible with immoral cavorting They must check these 10 Commandments from their LordKing Commandment Uno: I am the Lord thy God So similar to Commandment Two tho: You now knew no Other gods before me, leave Osiris behind I'm ya highest authority to act morally Thou shalt not make unto me any graven image Forget all about your vintage pagan lineage Make a pilgrimage to the Third Commandment: Don’t take my name in vain, God damn it Fourth Commandment: Remember the Sabbath Day to keep it holy Sleep in late Saturday and wake up slowly Every other day, pay Me like you owe Me Fifth Commandment drops the bomb (((ka-BOOM))) Obey thy pops and mom Sixth Commandment is a big deal, a'ight Thou shalt not kill any Israelite Seventh Commandment: Don’t commit adultery That only works for Zeus, you’ll hate what the results'll be Eighth Commandment: Thou shalt not steal Starve if you need a hot meal Sorry! That’s the law, God’s real Ninth Commandment: Don’t bear false witness Unless it resolves the source of this hit-list Tenth Commandment: Thou shalt covet not Thy neighbor’s wife if you've a life you love a lot And when I say "neighbor," I mean neighbor next door You can take the lives of the wives of neighboring tribes While they’re in labor with sabres and knives Thou shalt also covet not thy neighbor's house, ox, or donkey Thou shalt covet not, I can't say it more strongly (Ok God, that’s quite a double standard You covet our attention, you been in a bubble pampered) Eleventh Commandment is so underrated Keep church and state completely separated Commandment 12's think for yourselves Who else but you can keep track of this game of shells? The road to hell is paved with magic spells Matter fact, keep those last two under your hat And climb back down the mountain with this smokescreen and thunderclap [Chorus] One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve [Outro] If you really get down to it, I don't write my own lyrics God writes my lyrics (god damn)