as a dad

[Verse 1] You're eight foot seven, bitch, heat my lunch Baby's got your number and mummy hates your guts You're eight foot seven, bitch, heat my lunch Baby's got your number and mummy hates your guts, woo-hoo [Pre-Chorus] Hates your guts [Chorus] In the piranha was another piranha And in the piranha was another piranha In the piranha was another piranha And in the piranha was another piranha [Verse 2] Dad, you wanna be best friends? Best friend this Best friend is a phrase that should not leave your lips As a dad you are fine, as a dad you will pass But a real best friend does not read me to sleep Are you mad? [Chorus] In the piranha was another piranha And in the piranha was another piranha In the piranha was another piranha And in the piranha was another piranha [Bridge] I pledge myself in good faith to all the sailors on this ship But I can't be held responsible for swans The long crawl to irrelevance Feels a little better every time you smile [Refrain] The long crawl to irrelevance Feels a little better every time you smile The long crawl to irrelevance Feels a little better every time you smile