Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree

[Intro: Mel Smith, Griff Rhys-Jones & Kim Wilde] Christmas coming around again, eh? Yeah, I mean it must be nearly a year since the last one Oh, it's a good twelve months Yeah, yeah You getting anything for your Granny this year? Well, I thought about it, I couldn't be bothered Well, it's the thought that counts innit Yeah, that's how I see it What do you fancy for Christmas then? Kim Wilde as usual Hehehehe Hm, kidding myself though aren't I It's hopeless really it's pathetic, I suppose in a way It is yeah... Hello, who is this? Merry Christmas, Melvin It can't be Come on, Mel, how about pulling a cracker? By the look of you darling, I think I already have, get it [Verse 1: Kim Wilde & Mel Smith] Rockin' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop Mistletoe hung, where you can see? Every couple try to stop (Come on, Melly-pops) Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring Later, we'll have some pumpkin pie And we'll do some caroling (Pumpkin pie anyone?) [Pre-Chorus: Kim Wilde & Mel Smith] You will get a sentimental feeling, when you hear? Voices singing, let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly [Chorus: Kim Wilde & Mel Smith & Kim Wilde] Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday (This is so corny) Everyone's dancin' merrily In the new old-fashioned way [Interlude: Mel Smith & Kim Wilde & Kim Wilde & Mel Smith] Wow, I am in the most almighty Christmas groove I haven't had this much fun Since "Two little boys" was number one If my friends could see me now How do I look? Ridiculous (In the new old-fashioned way) You little tease A dance, Kimberley? I do love a nice sax break Yeah, me too Kim, but let's wait till the record's over (Hahahahaha) Kim, do you think our love will last forever? No Couple of years maybe? No Do you think we'll make it to the end of the record? How long is that exactly? Hmm [Pre-Chorus: Kim Wilde & Mel Smith & Kim Wilde & Mel Smith & Griff Rhys-Jones] You will get a sentimental feeling, when you hear? (All together now) Voices singing, let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly (Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la) Excuse me, can I sing something now? Get lost, Griff Well, that's nice [Chorus: Kim Wilde & Mel Smith & Mel Smith & Kim Wilde] Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring (Root beer anyone?) Later, we'll have some pumpkin pie And we'll do some carolling (There's plenty of pumpkin pie left by the way) Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday (Do you mind, Melvin?) Everyone's dancin' merrily In the new old-fashioned (Old-fashioned) way [Bridge: Mel Smith & Griff Rhys-Jones & Kim Wilde] Wow, yeah, that was fantastic Very nice Let's do it again! One, two, three, four (Strewth), five! [Chorus: Kim Wilde & Mel Smith & Mel Smith] Rockin' around the Christmas tree, have a happy holiday (He overdid it with the pumpkin pie) Everyone's dancin' merrily In the new old-fashioned (Old-fashioned) way [Outro: Mel Smith & Kim Wilde & Griff Rhys-Jones] Merry Christmas, everybody! Merry Christmas, everybody! (Hahahahahahahahahaha) Bye, Mel! It's been really interesting Oh I'll tell you, who I fancy for Christmas? Who's that? Bananarama Yeah, can't help you there, I'm afraid Oh, thanks a bundle!