Skeeter

So we were in Amsterdam And we were staying at this guy Tas' house Good friend of ours Um, it was kind of in the middle of the city We were just finished with our second European tour And everything was going pretty good Skeeter, he met this girl that lived next door to Tas' And within a couple of weeks he started living with her, y'know? And I guess she had a lot of money or something 'Cause she was constantly buying him clothes and giving him lots of stuff and loaning him money, y' know? And he was constantly going to the coffee shop And always getting the best herb and the best hash, y'know? He was in good shape She was really good looking. She was really cool And I don't, I don't think he'd met ever her before But she, she had, y'know, other boyfriends, I suppose So I'm sitting on the couch, y'know, at Tas' apartment And I'm reading, y'know, Maximum Rocknroll or Flipside, one of those punk things And I heard Skeeter come in And he came in, and he had all these really nice clothes on She bought him all this stuff She, like. bought him cologne He was really, really smelling good, y'know, he looked good too Y'know, he comes in, he puts his herb on the table and, whatever I'm just reading my little punk magazine, not really paying attention And then he says—uh—says, "Hey Dave?" And I look up. And he's standing there with his dick in his hand And he's kinda got it, like, lifted up, so he's looking at the head of his dick He kinda pointed it at me And I didn't know what to think He said, "Does that look like pus to you?" And I said, "No, I think it's lint."