Tie My Pecker to a Tree

Well First time I saw her sittin' on a fence Beating her meat with a monkey wrench Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree Gonna tie my pecker to a tree Well Second time I saw her sitting on a log Getting it on with an ol' bullfrog Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree Gonna tie my pecker to a tree Well Third time I saw her sitting by a lake Scratching her crotch with a garden rake Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree Gonna tie my pecker to a tree Well Fourth time I saw her, sitting on the grass *spit*