Tie My Pecker to a Tree

Well

First time I saw her sittin' on a fence

Beating her meat with a monkey wrench

Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree

Gonna tie my pecker to a tree

Well

Second time I saw her sitting on a log

Getting it on with an ol' bullfrog

Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree

Gonna tie my pecker to a tree

Well

Third time I saw her sitting by a lake

Scratching her crotch with a garden rake

Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree

Gonna tie my pecker to a tree

Well

Fourth time I saw her, sitting on the grass

*spit*