Wembley Stadium
Put your hands together
For the one
The only woman you've been waiting for
Recently divorced
Audio book coming out this June
It's Moyna Moine
Well well
I must say my heart is bursting to be here tonight
My bosom is expanding so much
That I can hardly see your faces out there
But I can feel you
I can feel the lustful energy in this auditorium and I
I must say I've come a long, long
I've come a
I've come a long, long way to be here tonight
And I, I feel you and me
Through the spaniels and the spines of the cactuses
And I would just roll and roll
I would just roll and roll
I would just roll and roll down those sand dunes
And I would find myself in a
Strange old pack of hyenas there
And I would look deep into their eyes and I would see
All my present hopes and future patches, holes
And past tenses and long lost friends
That I knew were really my lovers
And I would take my long, long fingernails
And rifle through that hyena's hair
And find all kinds of gems and jewels
And I would press them into my long golden locks
And jump back on my horse Jefferson
And we would just
Start to ride and ride
Ride and ride
And I would scream at the top of my lungs
And all the oxygen would exhale from my body
And I would just be filled with the milky goodness
Of the stars above
And I would just become breathless once again
My pores, each and every one of them opening up
To sing a tune that I could hear in the distance
And before me a mirage or a reality, I don't know
Wembley Stadium
I feel a little nervous up here 'cause
As the lovely man said earlier I am recently divorced
But I do have my little drummer girl here
And I, I want to say some words
Okay, here we go
Five, six, seven, eight
Never kiss me but always kiss me
And take my body and press it into the sand
This desert is my lonely chaperone, chaperone, chaperone
Too good to be on my own
Never kiss me but always kiss me
And take my body and press it into the sand
This desert is my lonely chaperone, chaperone, chaperone
Too good to be on my own
Naked, making me my wife
Sacred, sacred 'til it's light
Rainin', make it rain, rain, and rain
Now you want to be a desert bitch
Better say my name 'cause I'm a freak
Roamer, put you in a coma
Squeeze you 'tween my knees
Every desert lover breathes
Sinkin' low, drink it slow
Butter, butter, buttercup
Lick it, never had enough and
Never kiss me but always kiss me
And take my body and press it into the sand
This desert is my lonely chaperone, chaperone, chaperone
Too good to be on my own
Everybody gonna shimmy-sha, shimmy-
Sha, shimmy-sha, shimmy-sha, shimmy-sha
Now we're gonna scoop it up
We're gonna scoop it up
We're gonna scoop it up and scoop it up
And rain it down and turn around
And bend it over, bend it over
Bring it down, bring it down
Bring it down, rain around, rain around
Ride that pony, ride that horse
Smack that booty, ride that horse
Ride that pony, smack that booty
Smack that booty, ride the horse now
Thank you for coming to my party
Thank you for coming to my party
Thank you for coming to my party, baby
That makes me feel really good
Thank you for coming to my party
Thank you for coming to my party
Thank you for coming to my party, baby
That makes me feel really good
Okay everybody, let's get around in a circle
Don't be afraid to look into each other's eyes
I know you're just men but you're all my friends
And I know that you all love each other
And you love me as much as you love me
As much as you say you do
As much as you seem to love me
Because you're here tonight
Never kiss me but always kiss me
And take my body and press it into the sand
This desert is my lonely chaperone, chaperone, chaperone
Too good to be on my own
Never kiss me but always kiss me
And take my body and press it into the sand
This desert is my lonely chaperone, chaperone, chaperone
Too good to be on my own
Never kiss me but always kiss me
And take my body and press it into the sand
This desert is my lonely chaperone, chaperone, chaperone
Too good to be on my own
Never kiss me but always kiss me
And take my body and press it into the sand
This desert is my lonely chaperone, chaperone, chaperone
Too good to be on my own
