Rhymes Like Dimes

[Intro] Ayo, yo, y'all can't stand right here In his right hand was your man's worst nightmare Loud enough to burst his right eardrum, close-range The game is not only dangerous, but it's most strange [Chorus] I sell rhymes like dimes The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times [Verse 1] Joking rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trick Classical slapstick rappers need Chapstick A lot of 'em sound like they in a talent show So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo Tally-ho! A high Joker like a Spades game Came back from five years laying and stayed the same Saying, electromagnetic field, it blocks all logic, Spock And G-Shocks her biological clock When I hit it, slid into the shitter, thought I killed her goose Her Power U's was pure Brita water filter juice Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe with him Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write with him Never seen the shit again, but he's still my dunny The only thing that come between us is krill and money [Chorus] I sell rhymes like dimes The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times [Verse 2] Better rhymes make for better songs, it matters not If you got a lot of what it takes just to get along Surrender now or suffer serious setbacks Got getback, connects wetback, get stacks Even if you gots to get jet-black, head to toe To get the dough, battle for bottles of Mo' or 'dro This fly flow take practice like Tae Bo with Billy Blanks "Oh, you're too kind!" "Really? Thanks!" To the gone and lost forever like "Oh My Darling Clementine" He hold his heart when he telling rhyme When it's his time, I hope his soul go to Heaven He nasty like the old time Old No. 7 You still taste it when you chase it with the Coca-Cola Make 'em wish they could erase it out the Motorola I told her, "No credit for a bag If you want what they got, then go get it, it's all gack" Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck And still keep your attitude on self-destruct [Chorus] I sell rhymes like dimes The one who mostly keep cash but tell about the broke times [Verse 1] Joking rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trick Classical slapstick rappers need Chapstick A lot of 'em sound like they in a talent show So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo Tally-ho! A high Joker like a Spades game Came back from five years laying and stayed the same Saying, "Electromagnetic feeling blocks all logical, Spock" And G-Shocks her biological clock When I hit it, slid into the shitter, thought I killed her goose Her Power U was pure Brita water filter juice Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe with him Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write with him Never seen the shit again but he's still my dunny The only thing that come between us is krill and money [Chorus] We sell rhymes like dimes The one who mostly keep cash but tell about the broke times [Bridge: Sample] "In your arms tonight She'll reflect That she owes you the sweetest of debts If she wants to pay" [Outro: Cucumber Slice] Check it out, y'all! Ya don't stop! Keep on, to the sure shot! Huh-ha! What the deal, god? Uh, uh, uh, uh, oh! Yeah, you're listening to the buttery slickness The Land-O-Lakes from my man MF DOOM! Ha ha ha ha! Yeah! Rock-shocking the house, with another nugget Uh-uh-ah, eh, oh, ah, hoo-wee! Yeah! Yeah! Regulation status, right here Fondle 'Em Recordings, 1999 Yeah! Now what are you 'posed to say on the end of records? I don't know! Yeah! Woo! Yeah! Mashed potatoes! Apple sauce! Buttery... biscuits! And I get lost A yes, yes, yes, yes y'all You don't stop Keep on, a' to the break-a-dawn Say what? Uh! Yeah! You thought it all was over! You thought the song was over! Ah! We tricked you! We tricked you! Ha ha ha ha... Woo! You listening to www dot hairline dot com MF DOOM, Kool Bob Love...