[Intro]
Psst, I see corrosion
(Mickey on the beat, bro)
[Verse 1]
Ayy, Mickey on the beat, bro
Michael, any rap minecraft, he a free throw
Man down, call a pepsi van, tell him, "SHUT UP!"
Nail a hater to the cross, he walk around like a porcupine
What's up with these roblox butt cowards tryna see minecraft?
The industry can hate me, flip'em all and their parents
How many ores you really got? I mean, there's so many options
I'm gonna pass on this loot, I'm too rich for it man
Kill your game and hide the sword if admins watchin'
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show haters
Certified gamerlord, I'm the one that up the scorе with 'em
Chase him down, whole timе I know he got my diamonds on him
Coal on him, hacked in gear, 15 totems on him
Say, Metal, I heard you liked the old me
You better not ever go to minecon
To any miner that talk to him and want some stuff
Just make sure you hide your netherite from him
They told me Dream the only one that get your hand-me-downs
And roblox at the party, playin' with his phone now
And houndskull got a weird case, why is he around?
Certified Gamer Pro? Certified scammer man
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Mike, mess 'em up
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff
Why you hiding like a troll? Ain't you tired?
Tryna join my server but you're not a Miner
[Chorus]
He not like Mike, He not like Mike, He not like Mike
He not like Mike, He not like Mike, He not like Mike
[Verse 2]
Think I'm gonna let you disrespect Minecraft?
I think creatorcraft will your last career life-raft
Did me foul, I don't know why you still pretendin'
What is the helmet? Knights but not brave and/or strong, go
The miners aren't dumb
Shape the disstrack how you want
Hey, Metal, they're not 9
Rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise
Ain't that somethin'? Hater means you're dumb
And you Roblox corp's most wanted
Ain't no flaws, boy, non-miner, go fetch wood or somethin'
Since 2024, I had this nerd jumpin'
You clowns'll get some robux, be grinding your experience
What's all the hate for? The Yuno miles diss? Stan
Fe better straighten his posture, got famous all up in Roblox
Might write this for the miners, tell the roblox star, "Quit scamming'"
"LALALALALALA" that's how your stupidness sounds
Stole crayon's pet horse while he was dead, that's connivin'
Then get on ascent like a clout chaser chasin'
I'm glad fade came home, you didn't deserve him neither
From CC to Ascent, better not speak down to me neither
And your sheep needs a gravedigger, that mammal rolls in shame
That name gotta be registered and placed on murderers watch
I clown on you nerds like another line from Yuno
Yeah, it's all eyes on me, and I'ma send it up to Notch, ayy
Put the wrong title on me, I'ma get 'em banned, ayy
Best rap diss and I won't ever pass the aux, ayy
How much combat do I really have in stock? Ayy
One point eight point nine plus nine, ayy
Omni death is a lie, he a Roblox God, ayy
Scary-bottom hater, better run away or hide, ayy
Roll his insult up like the handle of a lolipop, ayy
CC is back up, it's a must, he's outside, ayy
[Chorus]
He not like Mike, He not like Mike, He not like Mike
He not like Mike, He not like Mike, He not like Mike
[Verse 3]
Once upon a time, all of us were mining away
Homie still doubled down callin' us some robloxians
Your squad was the Mecca, buildin' talent shows and a base
Bear with me for a second, let me put this clown on minecraft
Your rivals were usin' the remains to make 'em richer
Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda
You run to Ascent when you need a check balance
Let me break it down for you, this the real miner challenge
You called Null when you didn't have the buffs (ayy, what?)
Omnimors helped you get your levels up (what?)
Crayonman gave you false build cred
Ouack made you feel like you a GOAT in your head (ayy, what?)
Lolman said you can be on his side (what?)
Lego prince said 'we're good', but he lied
You run to Ascent when you need a few diamonds
No, you not a miner, you a freaking robloxian
The creator matter and the truth of the matter
It was Mike's plan to show y'all the liar
[Bridge]
Mm
Mhm
He a hater, he a hater, he a hater (mm)
He a hater, he a hater, he a
Scary-bottom hater, he a roblox God
Scary-bottom hater, he a roblox God
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Scary-bottom hater, he a roblox God
Scary-bottom hater, he a roblox God
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Let me hear you say, "Shut up" (Shut up)
Say, "Shut up" (Shut up)
Then dodge this hate, dodge that hate
Then dodge this hate, dodge that hate
Do you hate me?
Oh you lied then??
Then dodge this hate, dodge that hate
Then dodge this hate, dodge that hate
