Lady Jane

Lady Jane, the river saint Special yes, but lucky ain't Lady Jane said she walked on water But she never had a man to show Then one day she found a fella She was eager just to let him know Lady Jane she walked on water Followed by her brand new lover Who tumbled along, drowning down below Lady Jane did not abort For legends are never made that short Now be sure when you listen to this Here's another reason why you shouldn't eat fish Convinced he'd become a creature of the sea She cut off her feet and jumped into the deep And never stopped looking for Her lover below Lady Jane, the river fish Became the world's most wanted dish And though no man would dare to catch Something who's beauty we could never match But when some member from a far away state Said "I order you to get that fish's head on my plate!" They killed little Lady Jane You emperor of a distant land The only man who didn't understand That though you think you've got your prize There's another fish that has escaped your eyes Lady Jane, her lover's there Swimming through the ocean with a desperate stare Looking for Lady Jane Looking for Lady Jane