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Me like to go Down to the church And drinks hims holy water But I don't like it The priest don't like it But me can't seem to help it. Sail away-o away-o Me live me life free like a birdie 'cause me likes to sing Me likes what me do and me can't seem to help it I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh I saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sounds Sometimes me bad I forgot the words, um oooh We're going on a field trip a field trip a field trip a field trip a field trip a field trip a field trip a field trip a field trip Mr. Laurie's gonna be there too Mr. Harry, he drives the big van Sometimes me bad, eat me dental floss Pull him Jesus from the cross Touch me thing thing Somebody stole my Amy Grant records today I think me turned twenty two today And some body gave me a present And me turned twenty-two today But they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrell And the milkman came The milkman came, and he tooks him fish He tooks him fish, now me cryin' me cryin' Him milkman made me cry Then the mailman came Make me peepee on the floor Hide me sandwich in me drawers Uh Hit my head against the door Get something to drink Me likes to go Down to the park And takes him nuts from him squirrels And you know what time it is It's the closet for me it's the closet for me Him so dark me cannot see It's the closet for me the closet for me Mr. Harry says that will teach me No I don't wanna do the special olympics one My friend's the seat on my toilet And he always seems to shout at me Ooh-hoo mister, don't you pee on me When I'm shitting it's a totally different story Then he doesn't seem to pay me mind He's not afraid of my fat behind And on the unfortunate occasion When I miss the bowl and pee on him Lets me off with a smile and a warning Don't do it again Song cuts off.