Daddy Wasn't There

Daddy Daddy wasn't there Daddy Daddy wasn't there To take me to the fair It seems he doesn't care Daddy wasn't there Daddy Daddy wasn't there To change my underwear It seems he doesn't care Daddy wasn't there When I was first baptized When I was criticized When I was ostracized When I was Jazzercised Steak and kidney pies One-hour Martinized When I was circumcised Daddy wasn't there When I was first baptized When I was criticized When I was ostracized When I was Jazzercised Steak and kidney pies One-hour Martinized When I was circumcised Daddy wasn't there To take me to the fair To change my underwear Daddy wasn't there Daddy wasn't there, peace If you've got a daddy issue Here's a daddy tissue D to the A to the D-D-Y D to the A to the D-D-Y They say it's just a fad But I've got a deadbeat dad D to the A to the D-D-Y D to the A to the D-D-Y I sit in my room and cry And ask myself the reason why D to the A to the D-D-Y D to the A to the D-D-Y Daddy Daddy Daddy D-A-D-D-Y Peace