Little Red Wagon

[Verse 1] You only love me for my big sunglasses And my Tony Lamas And my Dodge Dart Classic You said, "I'll be Johnny and you'll be June I'll ride with you to the moon" But guess what? [Chorus] You can't ride in my little red wagon The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin' You can't step to this backyard swagger You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like Ooh Ahh Ooh Ahh [Verse 2] Oh, heaven help me I been sowin' wildflower seeds And chasin' tumbleweeds But that's just who I be And you're just tryin' to slow this rolling stone But I'm on to you, babe So guess what? [Chorus] You can't ride in my little red wagon The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin' You can't step to this backyard swagger You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like Ooh Ahh Ooh Ahh [Bridge] Oh, you only love me for my big sunglasses and my Tony Lamas I live in Oklahoma And I've got long, blonde hair And I play guitar and I go on the road And I do all the shit you wanna do And my dog does tricks And I ain't about drama y'all I love my apron But I ain't your momma So guess what? What?! [Chorus] You can't ride in my little red wagon The front seat's broken and the axle's draggin' You can't step to this backyard swagger You know it ain't my fault when I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like Ooh Ahh Ooh Ahh