Gentleman's Jack

(One, two, three) Course I know, we are So small I put it in perspective Still I can't help believe That someday I'll have it all Jack Nicholson's courtside seat Purple foam imprinted with celebrity asscheek And if the Laker's get beat Well it won't mean much to me Course I know, we are In charge Eight billion little bosses doin' Eight billion little jobs Still I find myself stressin' Like I'm tied to a track So I bought myself a hammock To try to relax And I found Two trees With the nerve enough to hold me