(Let's listen to some music!)
I don't think that you're evil
But do you have to be bad to me?
Life could be really simple
Life could be really nice
But instead you're a dick, you're a dick, you're a dick!
Why are you a dick to me?
That's the million dollar question, driving away
While you get rock hard like a porn star
Ba-dah ba-bah!
You see the difference is that we're just two normal people
This ain't a drama, if you keep it up there'll be no sequel
You're getting nowhere fast
If you keep on talking shit like that
You wanna rock out with your cock out
Then say you didn't
"That's just the way that life is"
It simply isn't
Maybe the truth is a rabbit in the bush
But sometimes proof is a bushfire
All the same (You're a dick, you're a dick, you're a dick!)
Why are you a dick to me?
That's the million dollar question, driving away
Play yourself hard like a guitar
Ba-dah ba-bah!
You see the difference is that we're just two normal people
This ain't a drama, if you keep it up there'll be no sequel
You're getting nowhere fast
If you keep on talking shit like that
How can you say
"Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby..."
That's the million dollar question, driving away
Ba-dah ba-bah!
You see the difference is that we're just two normal people
This ain't a drama, if you keep it up there'll be no sequel
You're getting nowhere fast
If you keep on talking shit like that
Lyrics provided by LRCLIB