Problems

[Verse 1: Ryan Guldemond with Molly Guldemond and Jasmin Parkin] You and me, we're not the same I am a sinner, you are a saint When we get to the pearly gates You'll get the green light, I'll get the old door in the face Doo-doo-doo, I'm a loser, a disgrace Yeah! [Verse 2: Ryan Guldemond with Molly and Jasmin] I've found love in the strangest place Tied up and branded, locked in a cage I say I'm gonna stage a great escape Let loose a love all pent up and painfully out of place Doo-doo-doo, I'm a loser, a disgrace You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face [Pre-Chorus] I've got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot [Chorus: Jasmin Parkin with Molly Guldemond, with Ryan Guldemond] I've got problems Not just the ones that are little It's those people problems That's something to consider When you come for dinner at my place [Post-Chorus: Ryan Guldemond with Molly and Jasmin] Oo-oo-ooh-ooh-ooh Oo-oo-ooh, oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh Oo-oo-ooh-ooh-ooh (Yeah!) [Verse 3: Ryan Guldemond, with either/with both Molly and Jasmin] I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames They get the ball on me, not to forget the chains (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Some say strange be a stranger's game Some go to baseball, some go debase a face they can't seem to save Doo-doo-doo, I'm a loser, a disgrace, yeah You're a beauty, a luminary, in my face [Pre-Chorus: Ryan Guldemond with Molly and Jasmin] I've got a lot, not a lot, I gotta lot less than a lot [Chorus: Jasmin Parkin with Molly Guldemond, with Ryan Guldemond] I've got problems Not just the ones that are little It's those people problems That's something to consider When you come for dinner at my place [Bridge: Ryan Guldemond] Woo! Yeah! *Ryan noises* Hahahaha! [Guitar Solo] [Chorus: Jasmin Parkin with Molly Guldemond with Ryan Guldemond] I've got problems Not just ones that are little It's those people problems That's something to consider When you come for dinner at my Something to consider When you come to dinner at my place