Sumthin’ for Nuthin’

[Verse 1] Foolish bride call me up, beg to scratch her itch Rich old man got the needle, slipped and dropped a stitch Name the time, name the price, leave your door unlocked I'll bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in your shocks [Chorus] Something for nothing Well, in and out, it's never free Something for nothing Leave the money where it's easy, easy to see [Verse 2] Gigolo sounds so cold, call me teacher's pest Twice a day, double pay, at my trade I'm the best Never late, watch her watch, seconds on the clock Overtime, break my back, slip and fall in the crack [Chorus] Something for nothing Well, in and out, it's never free Something for nothing Leave the money where it's easy, easy to see [Verse 3] She plays the role of a roving matriarch Diamond rings, fancy things, Dubonnet on the rocks For a treat, gave it free, happy sixty three Crazy days, easy money, I was just sixteen Easy money for such a good deed [Chorus] Something for nothing Ya, in and out it's never free Something for nothing Satisfaction guaranteed [Chorus] Something for nothing Target practice in the dark Something for nothing I'm a crack shot on the mark And I love my work [Outro] Something, nothing Something, nothing