Sumthin’ for Nuthin’

[Verse 1]

Foolish bride call me up, beg to scratch her itch

Rich old man got the needle, slipped and dropped a stitch

Name the time, name the price, leave your door unlocked

I'll bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in your shocks

[Chorus]

Something for nothing

Well, in and out, it's never free

Something for nothing

Leave the money where it's easy, easy to see

[Verse 2]

Gigolo sounds so cold, call me teacher's pest

Twice a day, double pay, at my trade I'm the best

Never late, watch her watch, seconds on the clock

Overtime, break my back, slip and fall in the crack

[Chorus]

Something for nothing

Well, in and out, it's never free

Something for nothing

Leave the money where it's easy, easy to see

[Verse 3]

She plays the role of a roving matriarch

Diamond rings, fancy things, Dubonnet on the rocks

For a treat, gave it free, happy sixty three

Crazy days, easy money, I was just sixteen

Easy money for such a good deed

[Chorus]

Something for nothing

Ya, in and out it's never free

Something for nothing

Satisfaction guaranteed

[Chorus]

Something for nothing

Target practice in the dark

Something for nothing

I'm a crack shot on the mark

And I love my work

[Outro]

Something, nothing

Something, nothing