Up & Down

[Intro: E-40] Say, mayne, hey, mayne, look here, mayne I'm talkin' 'bout she thicker than oatmeal in a motherfuckin' freezer, mayne You know what I'm talkin' 'bout? She gotta bounce up and down to fit in them jeans, mayne She dang near 'bout to bust out the seams, mayne I'm talkin' about she stacked like Harry Potter books, bruh I'm talkin' about, mayne, it don't make no motherfuckin' sense [Chorus: E-40 & Ice Cube ] She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek, yeah, hahaha) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek, big booty girl) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek, ha-ha-ha, check her out) [Verse 1: Ice Cube] Shake the right leg (Brr), shake the left leg (Brr) Jump up and down, fall on the bed Don't start to swear, don't break a nail Try to inhale, tail like a whale Gotta yell for help, fresh out the dryer This time lil' sister got to use the pliers Get 'em on your ass, no strength left Say "Goddamn", bitch out of breath With each and every step They fight for position, right cheek fight with the left It's a struggle tryna hold that bubble And if she bend over, you in trouble Boy, you might see double (Double) Ass everywhere, but she don't love you Just try to get a slice if you able Now you know why they call her ass roundtable [Chorus: E-40 & Too $hort] She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans) She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek, ayy) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek, ayy) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek, ayy) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek, ayy) [Verse 2: Too $hort] Ain't nobody stoppin' this Rest my dick on her bottom lip (On her bottom lip) You on her line tryna run it in She ain't pickin' up 'til I come again (Bitch) I fuck around and fuck her and her friend But I can't, I'm out here gettin' money, man (Gettin' money) I'm the one who told her make y'all pay Put them jeans on and walk your way (Get that money, girl) You gotta pay if you want that ho This ain't no love song, nigga, up that dough (Nigga, up that dough) She got more ass than you know what to do with Do it wrong, you won't get the proper usage When you hit and you cum too quick She gon' tell everybody you ain't shit (You ain't shit) Talkin' bad and ain't comin' back Every time she wear them jeans, she don't know how to act (She don't know how to act) [Chorus: E-40] She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans) She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek) [Verse 3: E-40] Nipples pokin' out like missiles (Missiles) When I whisper in her ear, she get tickled (Tickled, haha, stop) Got my thang long like the restaurant (Crustacean) She wanna hit the blunt and get drunk (Percolatin') I can be homeless and piss-poor (Piss-poor) And pull the baddest bitch on Skid Row (Skid Row) When it come to thinkin', I'm a pro (I'm a pro) I can make like I'm broke and push blow I'm sharper than the sharp piece of cartilage in a chicken leg (Chicken leg) Leave it up to me, I'll drink the whole keg (Whole keg) I be sauced down, I be bossin' (Bossin') My name be in they mouth very often (Very often) She the baddest thing, she callipygian (Thick) Honey thick like a Polynesian (I wanna hit) She so persuasive, be all in her preacher dream (What she do?) Got to jump and down to fit in them jeans [Chorus: E-40 & Snoop Dogg & E-40] She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans) She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek) [Interlude: Snoop Dogg] Alright, alright, alright now, player, watch out now Let me talk to the ladies for a minute Alright ladies, check it out I need y'all to get in line and don't waste time I'm talkin' 'bout the ones with them big old You know what I'm talkin' about? Them big old derrieres (Ah) Now put it in line like that (La-da-da-da-da) Yeah, yeah, come on Let's get it together (La-da-da-da-da), come on One, two, three (La-da-da-da-da) [Bridge: Snoop Dogg] Now all the ladies with ass Say "Yeah" (Say it, la-da-da-da-da) Now all the ladies that's fine Say "Oh yeah" (La, la, la-da-da-da-da) Now all the ladies that twerk (Twerk) Let me see you work (Twerk that, twerk that, ooh shit, twerk that, twerk that) Now all the ladies that's independent (Damn) Show me what you got, get it, girl [Chorus: E-40] She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans) She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans (Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek) Left cheek (Left cheek), right cheek (Right cheek)