Absolute

[Intro] I didn't become a little bit of a slag, I became a total slag [Verse 1: Itslocks] Absolutely filthy Absolutely messy I'm drinking absolute I'm getting absolutely ketty Everybody in the crowd is absolutely sweaty But I just roll a spliff and it's absolutely petty Absolutely filthy Absolutely messy I'm drinking absolute I'm getting absolutely ketty Everybody in the crowd is absolutely sweaty But I just roll a spliff and it's absolutely petty You're a bitch You're a cow You're a slag Always got your nose in someone else's bag I heard you're getting married I feel sorry for the fella 'cause you fucked everybody on the stag I'm getting absolutely wavey Absolutely hammered I've got the green and purple getting absolutely jammered By the time I get to bed I'm feeling absolutely knackered But chat shit get your face absolutely splattered [Verse 2: Mr Traumatik] Chat get your face absolutely caved in You should of fucking stayed in I'm absolutely raging I'm blazing on this haze thing Absolutely smelly It's tasting so amazing It's absolutely ready (woah) I'm absolutely out of it Absolutely tripping Drinking absolute and now I'm absolutely kipping Everybody in the crowd is absolutely dripping I need to go to bed my head is absolutely spinning You're a slag You're a bitch You're a dirty little trollop Your vagina smelling like an out of date product Smells like rotten egg and tuna fish and scallops You can suck my dick and you can lick my hairy bollocks (dirty) Absolutely pissed off Absolutely done with them Everybody's gurning lookin' like they're chewing bubblegum Absolutely menacing Absolutely troublesome When I finish wrapping up I'm wrapping up another one (Slag) I didn't become a little bit of a slag, I became a total slag [Verse 3: Fernquest] 'Cause I'm the absolutely tired That I feel absolutely wired Dig my fingers in the bag that shit is absolutely fire My spliff is fully rammed before it can return daylight Took a perf and sip my rum and I feel absolutely higher Finger tracks are banging bro They're absolutely dyer Your girl's a dirty slag My uncle wouldn't even try her Stick her in a brothel I bet nobody would buy her So please stop acting gangster You're an absolute liar To be absolutely honest You're an absolutely norist Pushed a couple weight and think you're absolutely solid It's absolutely stinking It's absolutely horrid Absolutely giving 'cause you will not make a profit So absolutely yes you should should absolutely stop it I'm absolutely gone You'll see me take off like a rocket Your teacher is a licker And she's in the rave knoshing I need time I'm on the set the rave is absolutely moshing (Slag)