1-800-DATEME (revisited)

It's not actually Valentine's Day where I live, but It is somewhere in the world, and, I figure You know, I gotta write a song about this So if you can relate, give it a like Girl after guy, crush after crush Never really figured it out with someone I can't deny, I'm quick to gush But it never works out so I'm done It's Valentine's Day And I'm lonely and single But it's better this way I don't like to mingle Whoa, oh-whoa, whoa I'll be my own valentine, it's fine I'll be my own valentine Wow, I'm so lucky to Be my own valentine Oh, my God (oh, my god) I'm so lonely (chill, chill) Sorry, sorry Back to the song Mm, mm, mm Mm, mm, mm Mm-mm Girl after guy, crush after crush I never really figured it out with someone Even though I cry, I'm not in a rush I prefer Netflix over everyone So Tumblr (ooh) Hashtag relatable (ooh) It's Valentine's Day (ooh) And I'm lonely and single (ooh) But it's better this way (ooh) I don't like to mingle (ooh) Whoa, oh-oh, whoa But, I do Like Pringles Please date me