Duku Man (Skit)

[Intro: Dappy & Fearless] Ayy, what? You wanna quickly duku this ting? Aight, go on [Verse 1: Dappy] Yo, I'm like lately I'm seein' like Many man-a comin' up with funny little skanks and ting but When I'm on a skankin' ting, no lie, I'm on a blankin' ting And if you feel my shit, I'm on a thankin' ting But if you bring a pretty girl around me I'm on a spankin' ting, it's no wankin' ting, ayy See me I'm on a stancin' ting, forevermore I shall be the skankin' king [Verse 2: Fearless & Fearless] So if you wanna come hotel, don't waste time (What?) Only get one chance, don't get nine Like cartel said, "Mi cocky longer than mi nine" (Ayy?) So back it up and call me bump and grind I'm a man, you're a female (Female) And I hate when a chick make her bum look big on Facebook But they can't back their roads in up in detail Don't make your pictures run all your emails [Verse 3: Dappy] Yo, I'm a hard worker, but I'm not a grime MC So anytime I get a day off, I like writin' angry lyrics With my friends reminiscin' about the days When we used to lick a lot of shots on the block and go to girls hostels (Ayy) Shag them then leave their best friend You're the shit to my shoe (Waste, uh) Dad shoulda splashed on the floor, in your mom's face [Chorus: Fearless, Dappy & Both] Hey, if you're a duku man (Ah) You've gotta be stackin' up duku grands No fools 'round here, no lulus, man You man are spooky, you do voodoo? (You do voodoo?) [Verse 4: Dappy] What planet are you on? You must be cuckoo I don't wanna put a thing in Fifi's hands 'Cause he will definitely, make it go duku Man are supposed to have rules, not lulus Never have I seen a man run that fast I'm surprised that he never done a poo-poo Oi, donut, dickhead, Beenie Man's cousin (Ayy) They pussy licked, ate more than a dozen I did ask Tulisa, and she told me that "I will never shag a man unless I love him" Zagaza, I wanna be fake ragamuffin How can you let a likkle man like me make Two grown men like you start dussin'? [Verse 5: Fearless, Dappy & Both] Never talk to the feds when they come, I start duckin' You men are buggin' Wanna talk shit behind my back? When you see me, you start runnin' Oh, you bein' heavy like a ton full of bricks N-Dubz got a bag full of hits You and your boys are back full of pricks If we come to your party You know we're gonna leave with all of the chicks [Chorus: Fearless, Dappy & Both] If you're a duku man (Ah) You've gotta be stackin' up duku grands No fools 'round here, no lulus, man (Ah) You man are spooky, you do voodoo? Dukes, tell me (Na na) [Verse 6: Dappy & Fearless] What would you if you're in a club dancin' A man rollin' with his girlfriend on a sad ting And she starts givin' you the eye like it's a bang ting? I know what I would do, I ain't rampin' (Ayy, Dooks) I would take her to the toilet, put her on a sink (Beat it) Give her willy, 'til the "bye den" wink Don't think I'm buyin' you a drink, you are not my girlfriend You're just another link, I don't care what you think (Woo) [Verse 7: Dappy, Fearless & Both] When I die, don't bury me, burn me By the way things are goin', I might die early I hate MCs that get away with swag lines like "I'm a killer and no one can hurt me" Yo, when I die, don't bury me, freeze me By the way things are goin' I might die easy I hate MCs that come out with dead lines like I shoot crack and rhymes like Jeezy (Oi) Ras', many men I know are livin' in a dreamland Thinkin' they can play two notes on a keyboard And come up with a song like ours Your mixtape stinks like a fart My album's a slut in the charts (Ayo) Half a million of my CDs got shift like hotcakes over the counter (Ah) So could you please stop standin' in the west, when you can't even sell? Two of them in an hour Go go cobunion (Ayy) I clunked you with a shank then done them (Ayy) I'm from a place called North West London I heard your mum's got bunions, fam, what? [Outro: Fearless] Ooh, innit?