Why Would You Do That

Crammed round a table for eight Everyone having a laugh You called me your ball and chain Now why would you do that Bought my fifth mattress this year Cause we'll never be in the black Our budgets are very clear Now why would you do that Sorry I can't know myself That's your job I fear Just try not to know too well I might just surprise you My dear Why would you do that Why would you do that Today I was reading a poem But my eyes skipped over a line Guess that's what I don't want to know Now why would you do that And so I've been sick for days But you keep coming up for a chat I love staring at your face Now why would you do that Sorry I can't know myself That's your job I fear Just try not to know too well I might just surprise you My dear Why would you do that Why would you do that