Dead!

[Intro] Yeah! [Verse 1] And if your heart stops beating I'll be here wondering Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life [Pre-Chorus] And if you get to heaven I'll be here waiting, babe Did you get what you deserve? The end, and if your life won't wait Then your heart can't take this [Chorus] Have you heard the news that you're dead? No one ever had much nice to say I think they never liked you anyway [Post-Chorus] Oh, take me from the hospital bed Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned And wouldn't it be great if we were dead? Oh, dead [Verse 2] Tongue-tied and oh, so squeamish You never fell in love Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life [Pre-Chorus] And if you get to heaven I'll be here waiting, babe Did you get what you deserve? The end, and if your life won't wait Then your heart can't take this [Chorus] Have you heard the news that you're dead? No one ever had much nice to say I think they never liked you anyway [Post-Chorus] Oh, take me from the hospital bed Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand? And wouldn't it be great if we were dead? [Bridge] And in my honest observation During this operation Found a complication in your heart So long, 'cause now you've got (Now you've got) Maybe just two weeks to live (Is that the most the both of you can give?) [Breakdown] One, two, one, two, three, four! La la la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, well, come on La la la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la la la la, oh, motherfucker [Outro] If life ain't just a joke (la, la, la, la, la!) Then why are we laughing? (la, la, la, la, la, la!) If life ain't just a joke (la, la, la, la, la, la, la!) Then why are we laughing? If life ain't just a joke (la, la, la, la, la!) Then why are we laughing? (la, la, la, la, la, la!) If life ain't just a joke (la, la, la, la, la, la, la!) Then why am I dead? Dead!