One

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do Two can be as bad as one It's the loneliest number since well the number one Listen up, it gets worse No, is the saddest experience you'll ever know Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know Because one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do One is the loneliest number that you'll ever know It's just no good any more, babe, since you went away And now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday All my troubles seem so far away 'Cause one is the loneliest number that you will ever do Yes, one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know One is the loneliest number, one is the loneliest number One is the loneliest number that you'll ever, ever, ever, ever do Well, I'm not kidding you Aw I am so depressed, I need a nap and a good therapist Don't you hate to eat alone? Bitter party of one? Ah that's all