Dead Body Disposal

[Lincoln, Sol & Vinny from Snatch] What happened to him? He got shot in the face, Lincoln. I would have thought that would be obvious! What'd you do that for? You mistake him for a rabbit? What'd you want me to do about it? Sort it out I'm not a fucking witch doctor But you are a bad-boy yardie, and bad-boy yardies are supposed to know how to get rid of bodies I create the bodies, I don't erase the bodies [Verse 1] Let's talk about dead body disposal, my proposal Take the corpse to the bathtub and drain the blood out of the bastard Strip yourself nude first, so you don't get blood on your new shirt And cut the fuckin' corpse up, like a butcher to meat, kid And put the pieces inside trash bags Else it'll be reeking like a fag's ass, with flesh covered in leeches And throw the bags away in various trash bins in different areas This shit's hilarious Nobody notices some asshole taking out the garbage Who would know it's a carcass? Even if they were focusing cause the plastic bag is dark, kid And even a nosy bitch wouldn't open it, it'd make no sense And if you do it just before a trash pick-up The body's hauled away before it decays and stinks up It won't be noticed with literally tons of other shit And your bag is in the middle buried right under it Especially if you double-bagged it Your victim will stay a faggot in fragments, forever stagnant [Chorus] Dead body disposal For those that don't know what to do after your foes are killed Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills You never know when you might need to know skills And body disposal is no frills Dead body disposal Are you interested in hearing my proposal? (Proposal) [Verse 2] Bodies begin to stink within an hour of death And if it's warm outside then it's quicker for the sour stench to leak out the flesh So think about the steps You taking killing and be willing to consider the best Be extra careful and grab an aerosol can of pepper spray To coat the pieces, the smell is unbearable Hold the first layer of bag beautifully That'll keep animals from tearing open the bag to get to the meat Squirrels, dogs and birds, officers with dogs, that smell Won't find shit when they thrown off the scent You could hang a fuck upside down in your tub And slit his throat from ear to ear to remove a large amount of blood Most of it'll gush on its own at once But to get that last couple of pints drained, work his arms like pumps For dismemberment, gentlemen, I recommend Heavy duty bone saws that cut through gentle limbs like pendulums But if you want to take your time, don't rush it either Cut each piece off like Pizza Hut pizza with a rusty cleaver Then put each piece up in a freezer Take out the trash in a couple of days the stench of decomposition's meager And make sure there's no incriminating papers in the bag Letters, receipts, anything with your name, they'll trace ya I know it's obvious but you'd be amazed at how easy it is To be sloppy with this, even the mafia slips [Chorus] Dead body disposal For those that don't know what to do after your foes are killed Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills You never know when you might need to know skills And body disposal is no frills [Bridge] Let's talk about death, baby Disintegration of flesh, you'll see Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things In hacking up your meat Let's talk about death, baby Disintegration of flesh, you'll see Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things In hacking up your meat Let's talk about death! [Break: Brick Top from Snatch] You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together And when you've got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now, is it? [Verse 3] There's more choices to choose, kid Bury the corpse in the ground, bury it at sea or the pieces get distributed When using the ground, a shallow grave isn't allowed 'Cause the corpse'll be found when the stench of it lingers out Make sure it's six feet deep or more Construction sites work in fermented In what's cemented suspended beneath the floor Using the sea has its potential sequentially The sea destroys all evidence eventually But make sure that you tie a weight To the body to keep it from floating around and being discovered by mistake Drop it as far from shore as possible otherwise it'll pop up at low tide or Be seen by some fisherman's opticals Distributing body parts is riveting I explained it in verse one, forgive me if I begin again A wood chipper turns a corpse into chopped meat Spread it all over your grass then water it down properly Within a few days the cadaver's fertilizer Your advisor's taught you ways of covering up murders wiser Regardless how you tried these methods Be careful with prints and rented equipment use cash and fake IDs [Chorus] Dead Body Disposal For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills You never know when you might need to know skills In body disposal is no frills Dead body disposal Are you interested in hearing my proposal? Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills You never know when you might need to know skills And body disposal is no frills [Bridge: Necro] Let's talk about death, baby Disintegration of flesh you'll see Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things In hacking up your meat Let's talk about that! [Outro: Brick Top from Snatch] Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sieving through pig shit, now, do you? They will go through bone like butter