Dirty Old Man

[Chorus] I'm a dirty old man I do what I can Trying to make a living I'm a dirty old man [Verse 1] I like to get hammered On Friday night Sometimes I can't wait So Monday's alright It's a battle with the bottle I'll win it alright But I lost another round In the bar last night [Chorus] I'm a dirty old man I do what I can Trying to make a living I'm a dirty old man [Verse 2] Yeah, I'm going to get fired For drinking on the job Got caught with the boss' wife In the parking lot I'm going to get killed For doing this again But I just can't help it It's under my skin [Chorus] I'm a dirty old man I do what I can I'm going to get hammered And do it again [Chorus] I'm a dirty old man I do what I can I'm trying to make a living I'm a dirty old man [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Got a bag of frozen peas I use on my knees I injured from begging And trying to please If you believe that I'm losing my fat Got a workout program And a new rubber mat [Chorus] I'm a dirty old man I do what I can I'm trying to make a living I'm a dirty old man I'm a dirty old man [Guitar Solo] [Outro] It's a battle with the bottle I'll win it alright But I lost another round In the bar last night I'm a dirty old man