Teachin’ You a Lesson*

[Intro: DJ Butter Fingers] Ooh, that's funky, that's funky Ooh, that's funky, that's funky Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky Come on with me kids, say it [Verse: MC Double M] I am not a teacher, but I'm teachin' you a lesson Put this in a class 'cause this is a part of my profession Now this is called a gun, and a coffin means death Which is exactly where you'll be if you do not step (Ooh, that's funky, that's funky) Now I am called an emcee and you are called a sucka I'm somewhat of a genius, you a stupid motherfucker (Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky) Gave you somethin to dance to, but now I'm gettin serious You wish you hadn't stuck around, cause I ain't gonna fuck around Takin you out, MC or not Step in my way, that's when you get dropped For emcees I'll use a mic, for punks I'll use a gun Bang! Now that's for thinkin' you could get some [Spoken: DJ Butter Fingers & MC Double M] That's really funny, I mean, *laughing, you know Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky You know what I'm sayin', ooh, that's funky Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky Come on, baby! Let's–