Teachin’ You a Lesson*

[Intro: DJ Butter Fingers]

Ooh, that's funky, that's funky

Ooh, that's funky, that's funky

Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky

Come on with me kids, say it

[Verse: MC Double M]

I am not a teacher, but I'm teachin' you a lesson

Put this in a class 'cause this is a part of my profession

Now this is called a gun, and a coffin means death

Which is exactly where you'll be if you do not step (Ooh, that's funky, that's funky)

Now I am called an emcee and you are called a sucka

I'm somewhat of a genius, you a stupid motherfucker (Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky)

Gave you somethin to dance to, but now I'm gettin serious

You wish you hadn't stuck around, cause I ain't gonna fuck around

Takin you out, MC or not

Step in my way, that's when you get dropped

For emcees I'll use a mic, for punks I'll use a gun

Bang! Now that's for thinkin' you could get some

[Spoken: DJ Butter Fingers & MC Double M]

That's really funny, I mean, *laughing, you know

Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky

You know what I'm sayin', ooh, that's funky

Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky

Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky

Come on, baby!

Let's–