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Jerk by Next

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Next

Jerk

From Welcome II Nextasy2000

Produced by Kay Gee

Lyrics

Jerk

[Intro: Next]

Next and 50, are nuttin', are nuttin' (Uh-huh)

Next and 50, are nuttin', are nuttin' (Yeah)

Next and 50, are nuttin', are nuttin'

Next and 50 (And we'll do it again)

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]

Yo, yo my imagination is more vivid than life (Yeah)

Playboy November issue page three was my wife (Uh-huh)

I ain't never had a problem with going for delf

I did a drawing of a box I drew it myself

I go up and down like a merry go round

Closed eyes, visions of some ass, splash (Splash)

I touch on myself when there ain't no shorties to touch me

After this joint half the hood gon' want to fuck me

[Verse 2: T-Low]

I can imagine you're here

In your Vicky panties and brassier yeah

It's like your sexy moans I hear

Got a player gettin' wet down there, I swear

I close my eyes and we appear

Me on top, you on top, even from the rear, yeah

Cum myself, it'll work

Can't get worse, damn I'm a jerk

About this track

"Jerk" is a song by Next from the album Welcome II Nextasy, released in 2000. It was produced by Kay Gee.

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[Chorus: Next]

I'm all alone and I'm trippin'

My girl done came up missin' (Alright)

Got me fiendin' for the kitten

I call but she won't listen

I make the decision to handle my own business

Back and forth in a rhythm

Till I make the jizm

I'm a jerk

I'm all alone and I'm trippin'

My girl done came up missin'

Got me fiendin' for the kitten

I call but she won't listen

I make the decision to handle my own business

Back and forth in a rhythm

Till I make the jizm

I'm a jerk

[Verse 3: RL]

I e-mailed you, tried the cell too

Tried to contact you

But I failed too

Pants swelled too

What should I do?

Touch myself?

When I thought about you

[Verse 4: 50 Cent]

Yo, yo I'd rather be on the road

Home sick than being sick of home (Uh)

I'd rather have a short to help me

Then do it on my own (Uh huh)

Check me out I'd rather beat my own dick than trick

That's a quote from BIG I take it back ya dig? (Whoo)

I play the block to get my work off (Uh)

D's come I murk off (Yeah)

Do a bid for rape fuck that I'd rather jerk off (C'mon)

Listen time's money so I'm only into quickies

I'm not a pretty boy so I ain't never been picky

I make it real easy for you to bop to this

Man I pop the Cris and I rock the wrist

New CL 500 I'mma cop this shit

It only come hard top so I'mma chop this shit

Ballers they don't chase chicks they chase chips

Champagne you take sips they guzzle the shit

Only a selected few can rock to this

Kaygee, 50 Cent, Next, what's stoppin' this?

[Chorus: Next]

(Hey, hey, hey, hey)

I'm all alone and I'm trippin'

My girl done came up missin'

Got me fiendin' for the kitten

I call but she won't listen (No, no)

I make the decision to handle my own business

Back and forth in a rhythm

(Back and forth in a rhythm oh oh)

Till I make the jizm

I'm a jerk

I'm all alone and I'm trippin'

My girl done came up missin'

Got me fiendin' for the kitten

I call but she won't listen

(It feels so good when I touch myself)

I make the decision to handle my own business (Ooh ooh)

Back and forth in a rhythm

Till I make the jizm

I'm a jerk

[Verse 5: Next]

Ain't nobody loving me like me

Especially when wife be acting funny (Funny)

Cause ain't no need for no money (Uh uh oh)

Hand soap can be so lovely (Uh uh oh)

Take your hand and aim to please (Hey hey)

Don't drip a drip on your Dungarees (Hey hey)

Take a towel and cover your jeans

Move it back and forth till you see babies

('Cause I'm a jerk)

[Chorus: Next]

I'm all alone and I'm trippin'

My girl done came up missin'

Got me fiendin' for the kitten (For the kitten)

I call but she won't listen (But she won't listen no)

I make the decision to handle my own business

(Make the decision to handle mine)

Back and forth in a rhythm

Till I make the jizm (Till I make the jizm I'm a jerk)

I'm a jerk

I'm all alone and I'm trippin'

My girl done came up missin'

Got me fiendin' for the kitten (For the kitten)

I call but she won't listen (She won't)

I make the decision to handle my own business (Ahhh)

Back and forth in a rhythm

Till I make the jizm

I'm a jerk

[Outro: RL]

I'm a jerk, eh, if you're a jerk, ha yeah

How do it work?

Show me how you move it back and forth now babe

For the guys and the girls

Move it all around now work, I'm a jerk

Now

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