How to Succeed

[NARRATOR:] Dear Reader, this little book is designed to tell you everything you need to know about the science of getting ahead Now let us assume you're young, healthy, clear-eyed and eager Anxious to quickly and easily rise to the top of the business world You can! [FINCH:] I can! [NARRATOR:] If you have education and intelligence and ability, so much the better But remember that thousands have reached the top without any of these qualities Just have courage and memorize these simple rules in the chapters that follow If you truly wish to be among the lucky golden few, you can! [FINCH:] I can! How to apply for a job How to advance for the mail room How to sit down on a desk How to dictate memorandums How to develop executive style How to commute in a three bottom suit With that weary executive smile This book is all what I need How to, how to succeed This book is all what I need How to, how to succeed [NARRATOR:] How to choose the right company Before applying for a job, make sure you have chosen the right company It is essential that the company be a big one It should be at least big enough so that nobody knows exactly what anyone else is doing [FINCH:] How to observe personnel How to select whom to lunch with How to avoid petty friends How to begin making contacts How to walk into a conference room With an idea, brilliant business idea That will make your expense account zoom This book is all what I need How to, how to succeed