36 Inches High

[Verse 1] Once I was a soldier I rode on a big white horse Silver pistols at my side Carrying the flags of war And I lost track of the men who fell In the cannons' roar I never got over bein' a soldier [Verse 2] Once I was a tax man Collectin' dollars and dimes I heard the rich man grumble I heard the poor man cry Some few couldn't afford to pay Were put to a shackle and key I never got over bein' a tax man [Verse 3] Once I was a ruler About twelve inches long Three times me made a yardstick 36 inches high 36 inches high was I 36 inches high I never got over 36 inches high