[Intro]
On your way up, or on your way down
Man come make we listen the A1 sound
Your skin could a black, your skin could a brown
Mi weigh one hundred an' forty-five pound (Do it!)
[Chorus]
For mi say, vex, she vex, true, she see mi 'round the desk (Hey!)
Vex, she vex, true, she see mi 'round the desk
Mi a go jook it up a school pon di desk
Jah man, say, mi a go jook it up a school pon di desk (Hey!)
[Pre-Verse]
Say, when mi in a bed, say, mi give gal trouble
For, when mi in a bed, say, mi give gal trouble (Hey!)
Use mi business like a bulldozer-shovel
Say, bubble Nicodemus, you fi bubble
Jah man, you better bubble 'till your knees start wobble
Jah man, you better bubble 'till your eyes start dazzle
[Verse 1]
For, mi say, dis is a question mi a go ask every man
A dis a question mi a go ask every man-a
Mi sit down in a your yard an' smoke ganja
An' carry your big batty gal, go a Hellshire
Which one of dem you prefer?
Hail Jah man, mi prefer carry her over Hellshire
'Cah, let mi tell you, I'm not a good swimmer
Hail Jah man, you should a see mi in a di water
Di way mi coward, mi have fi hold upon mi daughter
Cah, let mi tell you, mi say, murder mi charged for
(But watch out, man!)
[Refrain]
You happy an' you love it, make mi know
You happy an' you love it, make mi know
Jah man, mi say, mi know it from mi head to mi toe
Jah man, mi say, mi know it from mi head to mi toe (Hey!)
[Chorus]
For mi say, vex, she vex, true, she see mi 'round mi desk (Hey!)
Vex, she vex, true, she see mi 'round mi desk
Mi have fi jook it up a school pon chi desk
[Verse 2]
Mi say, mi put it in dry, she started to cry
Mi take it out wet, she started to fret
She a ask if a baby she a go get
Jah man, and she a ask if mi sterilized yet (Jah man, for mi say)
[Chorus]
Vex, she vex, true, she see mi 'round mi desk (Hey!)
Vex, she vex, true, she see mi 'round di desk
Mi have fi jook it up a school pon di desk
[Refrain]
'Cause, if you happy an' you love it, make mi know
Because, you happy an' you love it, make mi know
Jah man, mi say, mi know it from mi head down to mi toe
I tell you, Nicodemus a di star fi the show
[Verse 3]
Out have fi sit down in a your yard an' smoke ganja
An' carry your big batty gal, go a Hellshire
Which one of dem you prefer?
Hail Jah man, mi prefer carry her over Hellshire
Cah, let mi tell you, I'm not a good swimmer
Hail Jah man, you should a see mi in a di water
The way mi coward, mi have fi hold upon mi daughter
(Well, watch out, man! Bimma!)
[Chorus]
Vex, she vex, true, she want more sex
Vex, she vex, true, she want more sex
Mi have fi jook it up a school pon di desk
[Verse 4]
Jah man, an' every year mi pass up a new test
Jah man, for if you happy and you love it, make mi know
'Cause, if you happy and you love it, make mi know
Jah man, mi say, mi know it from mi head to mi toe
I tell you, Nicodemus a di star fi the show (Hey-a!)
[Outro]
For mi say, tic-tac-toe, dem all in a row
Say, donkey want the water, you fi hold him, Joe
My favorite supermarket, it is Hi-Lo
Say, land one star down in a one-five-oh
An' when mi go a show, mi no sit at back row
No take people things an' a talk 'bout you owe
Nicodemus make you gwan song
Cah, let mi tell you, trough mi milk an' mi Milo
