[Intro]
Hm, yessir
[Verse 1: Niko B]
It's like twelve degrees in a Trespass coat, Face ID broke
Can't get into my mobile phone, I don't know the four-digit code
I'm in the pub with a J2O, with random blokes
I lied to them, just unprovoked, say I'm the face of British Vogue
They askin' me if I really smoke, I'll take a toke
Took one pull and I nearly choked, tears fall on my Prada coat
In the back corner taking notes of everyone that's taking snow
Call my mum to come take me home and call the fеds on my mobile phone
(Mum, pleasе come get me, they're taking drugs, Mum, drugs, ah)
[Verse 2: Niko B]
It's just me and my mic in a booth, look
Play Skate 2 three times, I jump on a board and I chip my tooth
Two-litre bottle of Volvic, my guy's sitting there smoking boof
I'm just boppin' my head to the music, I got Pitbull songs on loop
Money-saving tips, but what's the point 'cause I'm still not rich
I'm like Money Making Mitch, if he was broke and five foot six
Pissed, can't lift a brick 'cause I'm too weak, not strong a bit
I just punched a piece of pasta, it nearly broke my fist
[Chorus: dexter in the newsagent]
One chance, I don't really like to dance
But I'll learn a couple moves for you
Sorry mate, you can wait a couple days
But you know I'll save a space for you
[Verse 3: Niko B]
I'm a pioneer on Pioneers, with a pie and beers (Pie and beers)
I just tried fighting fears, but it punched me first
Now I'm crying tears (Crying tears)
I got twelve bags in a shoebox (Shoebox)
I need my roof done, how much the roof cost? (How much the roof cost?)
Me and my debit card, it's true love (True love)
I just traded bad weed for a Van Cleef (Van Cleef)
I scammed Deliveroo for a Bánh mì and they banned me (They banned me)
I'm going forty-five in a black Jeep on a back street
I got a Grammy in the backseat 'cause I'm fancy ('Cause I'm fancy)
I shake hands with the same man that shake cans at the party
Till it sprays man like a spray tan, I'm in suede Vans and I'm soakin'
Fuck sake, man, what a great plan, I spent eight grand on a paid ad
And all it reached was my mate's dad, his name's Dan, he's a great man
[Chorus: dexter in the newsagent]
One chance, I don't really like to dance
But I'll learn a couple moves for you
Sorry mate, you can wait a couple days
But you know I'll save a space for you
One chance, I don't really like to dance
But I'll learn a couple moves for you
Sorry mate, you can wait a couple days
But you know I'll save a space for you
