Bye Bye Biopsy Girl

It came back negative and gave us a scare The next year it grew back again and you started to swear And after chemotherapy, you threw up and lost all your hair And when I said bye bye biopsy girl You acted like I didn’t care I took you to the Mission, you could order pollo I took you to Chinatown, you said, “Let’s take it to go” But when I asked you to take it Greek and ATM with French I had to say bye bye bilingual girl You said no and knew the consequence And when I called La Migra and the INS They took away your documents You took me to the Jamesons and said, “Swingin’ is fun” You told me I was good in bed, but you wanted to be with more than one And when you said your friend was hot and I could go all the way I had to say bye bye bisexual girl I didn’t know your friend was gay I had to say bye bye bisexual girl When he said I had to pay