Bye Bye Biopsy Girl

It came back negative and gave us a scare

The next year it grew back again and you started to swear

And after chemotherapy, you threw up and lost all your hair

And when I said bye bye biopsy girl

You acted like I didn’t care

I took you to the Mission, you could order pollo

I took you to Chinatown, you said, “Let’s take it to go”

But when I asked you to take it Greek and ATM with French

I had to say bye bye bilingual girl

You said no and knew the consequence

And when I called La Migra and the INS

They took away your documents

You took me to the Jamesons and said, “Swingin’ is fun”

You told me I was good in bed, but you wanted to be with more than one

And when you said your friend was hot and I could go all the way

I had to say bye bye bisexual girl

I didn’t know your friend was gay

I had to say bye bye bisexual girl

When he said I had to pay