[Verse 1]
I am offered like an insult
I am given like a tip
I'm a warden of a prison
And the captain of the ship
The winning honor of a horse race
I'm the general who won the war
My ashes are swept by others
I'm impossible to ignore
[Chorus]
I'm phallic and eccentric
I'm collected, I'm a prize
I'm recognition of a treaty
I'm a measure of size
[Verse 2]
You try to beat me, but you'll never
I'm the essence that never ends
You can feed mе to a stranger
You can share me with your friеnds
You tell everyone that you left me
But you always take me back
I choke you, but then I'll stroke you
I rip your cardiac
[Chorus]
I'm phallic and eccentric
I'm collected, I'm a prize
I'm recognition of a treaty, of size
[Verse 3]
I am offered like an insult
I'm given like a tip
I'm a warden of a prison
You can share me with your friends
You tell everyone that you left me
But you always take me back
I choke you, but then I'll stroke you
I rip your cardiac
[Chorus]
I'm phallic and eccentric
I'm collected, I'm a prize
I'm recognition of a treaty, of size
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