First Call (demo)

[Intro] All my neighbours are fast asleep And I can't find anything to drink McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol So I'm headed down the street to first call [Verse 1] Me and the Bads were staying up late Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail So I said it's only four short blocks to first call [Verse 2] Not a walk of shame it's a walk of pride People going to work while we're getting cock-eyed The sun's coming up, drinks are going down So shut the fuck up and I'll get the next round [Chorus] 6am, we'll start all over again No one applying the brakes We'll stop the sweats and the shakes We're gonna eat pickled egg We're gonna see Toby Jeg We're not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun [Verse 3] It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mould And everyone around me's over 60 years old But we're gonna share the next hour or two We all got each other and nothing better to do [Verse 4] Irish coffee, and Irish car bomb A fat drunk Jew starts singing this song I take a closer look and the fat guy is me So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three [Chorus] 6am, we’ll start all over again No one applying the brakes We’ll stop the sweats and the shakes We’re gonna eat pickled egg We’re gonna hang with Dave Gregg We’re not gonna let sun light help decide when we’re done [Outro] All my neighbors are fast asleep And I can't find anything to drink The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol So I'm gonna be the first one at first call I'm gonna be the first one at first call I'm gonna be the first one at first call I'm gonna be the very first one at first call I'm gonna be the first one at first call