I, Fatty

Only 12 years old and already so alone Left abandoned on a train You've got a lot to earn but you'll never learn Powders can't get rid of all your pain Chased by Keystone cops through LA's endless backdrops You became loved by the world But the biggest star is gonna leave the biggest scar On that pregnant tarnished girl Fatty, Fatty The world can turn pineapple upside down cake Fatty, Fatty After so many pratfalls this is your prattest Fatty, Fatty Your friends will turn on you in a split second Fatty, Fatty There's no place for the fattest man hide out