Please Play This Song on the Radio

[Verse 1] We wrote this song It's not too short, it's not too long It's got back-up vocals in just the right places It's got a few "oozin'-ahs," And it takes a little pause Just before I sing the F-word Please play this song on the radio [Verse 2] Almost every line is sung in time And almost every verse ends in a rim Only problem we had was writing enough words (Ooh, ah) But that's okay, because the chorus is coming up again now [Chorus] Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio [Solo] [Chorus] (Please play this song on the radio) (Please play this song on the radio) Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio Please play this song on the radio (Please play this song) Please play this song on the radio (Please play this song) [Verse 3] Right about this time Some shithead will be drawing a fat fucking line Over the title on the back sleeve What an asshole! So Mr. DJ, I hope you already made your segue Or the FCC is gonna take a shit right on your head [Chorus] You can't play this song on the radio (Can't play this song) You can't play this song on the radio (Can't play this song)